slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

Ryan Gerken

ryan gerken is a boy who is cute and is good at bowling and randomly tells jokes when it’s awkward

a person who is amazing is ryan gerken

by urbandicks1234 March 30, 2019

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 11, 2020

the gurkinator

he thought he ate

'the gurkinator! he thought he ate' looking at photo.

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

Tweakin Geekin

You're beyond the normal level of tweaking AND geeking. You've gone balls to the wall.

I'm fiending for that itch that fent gives me bro im tweakin geekin

by Tweakin Geekin July 18, 2025