gag 9

when you go to 9gag and you gag 9 times

wow i gag 9 so much last night please kill me, cant stop my self

by testudins February 24, 2017

Gag

Gag is a noun that originated in Peoria, IL. It means that something is funny and is always used as so: "____ (is) a gag" or most commonly, "You a gag bruh." "You a gag bruh" is mainly used as meaning one is funny, but can also be used sarcastically when someone is disappointed with someone.

(Common version) John told Allen how he accidentally called his girlfriend the wrong name. Allen laughed and said, "You a gag bruh".

(Disappointed/sarcastic version): John lost the money he was suppose to bring to Allen. When John tells Allen his over exaggerated sob story of how he lost the money, Allen angrily says, "You a fuckin gag bruh!"

by 309Slime August 13, 2023

Gag

A term for a thought or idea; especially when deep or philosophical.

“Stacy always comes up with the best gags”

by genzterms September 18, 2023

Gagged

When two or more people are arguing back and forth and one's comeback is so absolutely absurdly diabolical, it leaves the opponent stunned or unable to respond with anything better than what was said. Shortly, someone is silenced with another comeback.

Euphoria Season 2 episode five
Rue "I can't do this sh*t forever"
Cassie in a snide remark "You don't have to... just take it one day at a time"
Rue "Hey Cass"

Cassie"Yeah?"

Rue"I have a quick question for you"
Cassie "What?"
Rue "... How long have you been f*cking Nate Jacobs?"
*audible 4 second silence* (Cassie was gagged)
Cassie *laughs sheepishly* "I- I - Wha- what are you talking about?"

by GenzTranslator May 31, 2024

gag collar

Gag collar is used to make someone gag. Usually when having sex and you wanna make the person gag. Gaging is normal we do it when we throw up or don't like something.

Boy 1: I put a gag collar on Alexandra, she gaged so much that It became her favorite toy!

by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021

Jet Gag

Road head but on an airplane.

Smitty gave the guy next to him Jet Gag.

by wd27 April 26, 2022

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018