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Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010
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Freezee

A Frozen Carbonated Beverage made with the same machine that 7-Eleven uses to produce Slurpees
I love that Raspberry Blast Freezee I just got in Jerusalem. It tasted just like a Slurpee!
by JoeBrisk October 6, 2010
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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Freeness Envy

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013
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freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"
by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015
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freezer pops

Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.
After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...
by That guy who loves to love... January 12, 2016
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freezen frozen

When it is very cold outside
It's so cold outside I'm freezen frozen
by Maddy 2004 March 14, 2016
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