fates designer

Another word for the following:

another word for, fuck, or douchebag

1.I feel so fates designer..
2.Your mom is a Fates Designer, ouch!
3.Oh Fates Designer, I lost my homework!

by Birchey August 26, 2006

Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

Foreskin Mullet

A half-circumcised penis. Typically, the top half is circumcised and the bottom half has a healthy foreskin droop, but it can go either way. The most popular reason for having a foreskin mullet is because it is an interesting strategy for "docking". It is most common on the east coast, but is slowly becoming more and more popular in the midwest.

"Hey did you see Jimmy's foreskin mullet? That guy knows how to party!!"

"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"

by HarDoug316 May 19, 2014

foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016

Forest city , NC

A place where there are so many whores that instead of coming out at night they walk around in day light thinking they are attractive but instead their asses stink and their faces look like ugly deformed men .

forest city , NC is a lonely town full of ugly whores

by dickslapper29 July 2, 2018

Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter

damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer

by billylongydongy December 2, 2019

Dancing foreskin

A man that is totally useless and/or a complete fucktard.

Arthur is being a real dancing foreskin today!

I'm surrounded by dancing foreskins!

by AmandathePanda007 October 15, 2011