Angry Flush

Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.

"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.

"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.

by T.S.A - Toilet Safety Admin. March 12, 2014

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis February 28, 2008

One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 19, 2020

Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020

ball flushing

Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.

Travis: "Hey, guys I was just ball flushing in the turdis (portable toilet), and I quite liked it"

by SgtChunder November 28, 2015

Nutella flush

When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!

My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush

by Nutella flush November 21, 2024