tore up from the floor up

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!

Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

by vinny125125 May 11, 2012

Floor Cheese

1. The greatest piece of cheese to ever exist on the face of this planet.

1. "Hey, someone just slapped him in the mouth with cheese!" "That's not just cheese, it's Floor Cheese!"

by Padenniray December 10, 2010

the door in the floor

Literally, a door in the floor, leading to a basement or crawlspace.

"Dad, what did you do with my video games?"

"I tossed them down the door in the floor!"

by The Big Green Thing November 18, 2004

On the floor

When someone is dying of laughter so hard they fall on the floor(usually not literal)

"Remember when your ex boyfriend Marcus had sex with your best friend Jessica and then you found out a month or two later, they both have HIV? "

"I was on the floor"

by Send me ur nudes :) July 9, 2020

Floortex

That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.

Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."

by FeatherDie October 18, 2008

Floordrobe

When you can't be bothered to put your clothes away... get them from the floordrobe

"I can't find anything in my floordrobe"

by Nixilix March 30, 2009

flofreek

a strange being who will want to hide in a cupboard, under the floorboards or in a hole eating a cheese and onion pie. Usually, this being is found to be singing "happy birthday" while handing you an object it has picked up.
A fan of the moster rock band lordi.

"my god, i think i spy a flofreek"

by heebeegeebeee May 28, 2009