Fleshnight

When you're girlfriend doesn't put out, so you resort to using your fleshlight or other fake pussy to get off.

"She had a headache, so I had a fleshnight."

by Austinfett69 January 2, 2015

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 1, 2015

flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.

We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.

by Baan the Guy June 19, 2016

flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016

fleshy fungi

Mushrooms of all types but mostly used to describe edible, non-poisonous mushrooms.

Because of last year's fire, the field was ffilled with fleshy fungi and we pigged out.

by buttedude July 12, 2016

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 1, 2017