[Alexander Hamilton]

1. That guy on the US $10 bill.

2. The loser of the gun duel with Aaron Burr.

Why is Alexander Hamilton on the $10 Bill?

by Peter_Puck August 14, 2006

Alexanderism

Alexanderism is a monotheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, solely based on the teachings attributed to Alexander. Alexandrites believe that Alexander is the only true, holy and sacred deity worthy of being considered a god. Alexander was born during the late 20th century in California, USA and currently continues to live on as a mortal. However, it is believed that if the Alexandrite population increases, Alexander the Great will continue to live in a spiritual form for eternity, even after his physical death. Alexander is recognized by adherents as an awakened king and philosopher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end visual suffering, achieve ultimate pleasure and nirvana, and escape what is seen as a cycle of visual suffering due to lack of beauty. Alexandrites also share and use a special language known as ESL to communicate. This is because the Holy Scripture of Alexander was written in this language.

What religion do you believe in?
I believe in Alexanderism.

by alexanderismlover August 8, 2010

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

Alexander

If you were born in with this name you were probably depressed at a point in your life

Alexander why are you depressed

by Greg mccreamy December 5, 2018

To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019