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Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.
Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.
by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020
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Flatty patty

What you get called when you don’t have enough patty to work at the The crabby patty
Mr crabs: Nah, he is a flatty patty
by The 711 Slurpee man April 28, 2021
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Fattis

OMG! Look at that Fattis!
by Jesus June 27, 2003
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rolling fatties

swinging a wide and thick dick around in a circular motion
Timmy: MOM I"M ROLLING FATTIES RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Timmy's Mom:THAT"S NICE HUN I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW I'll WATCH YOU ROLL UP YOUR FAT TITTIES LATER!!

Timmy: NOOO!! I SAID I"M ROLLING FATTIES!!! COME HERE!!!

Timmy's mom goes to see Timmy roll fatties and runs away screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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fattie

whoa that nosegrind lipslide was fattie
by the ghost of 86 January 4, 2009
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don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.
Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself
by Flatterizer October 24, 2012
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Fattell

A wicked Awexome kid, who is now grown up and eats Space Icecream.
in the words of Funk Master Chaz...
"Fattell, I hate that kid"
by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003
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