Flatfished

When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.

Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!

by Jeremy Usborne February 5, 2019

floff

fluffy textureish

wow, this is just floff.

by gräsklippare February 15, 2020

FAFFL

“Frugal As Fuck For Life”

Sarah said we have to FAFFL because of the upcoming down-payment of our first home!

by faffl_on_faffl August 31, 2020

Flarf

Slang for Flying Dwarf as seen in the Critical Role EXU Episode 7: Beyond The Heart City

The Flarf leapt off the edge of the cliff to grab his companion and bring her back up

by 3vanescence August 6, 2021

Flatfoot

A person who is rejected by the army for having flat feet and subsequently becomes a police officer.

So this overzealous flatfoot pulled me over for going 2 miles over the speed limit, now I have a $100 ticket to pay.

by KØNTRA August 11, 2022

hott fluff

The sweetest F**K you ever had, the one that made you cum the most!

Jason give meh de sweetest fluff last night it had meh callin he name for more! Girl HOTT FLUFF!

by Baby T June 13, 2007

Cooter fluff

Old folken terms. See Queef

That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!

by C Stump January 18, 2009