After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.
by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018
Get the Turtle fightmug. When two people put on hockey gloves and helmets and just punch the shit out of each other. Typically happens in hockey dressing rooms before or after games/practices.
Jonny: wanna bucket fight?
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.
by TheFightingProctor March 25, 2021
Get the Bucket fightmug. by GaryDaSnail445 January 28, 2021
Get the Fight Weekmug. The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011
Get the Lemur Fightmug. Mascot of a northern Indiana team (south bend) Notre Dame and what all of the irish enjoy doing. And often a tattoo on many irish gangsters.
by IrishChamp89 November 4, 2011
Get the Fighting Irishmug. When a series of males argue over who has the biggest penis, and who hurt the slut who fucked all of them the most.
by Baddest- Bitch April 23, 2005
Get the Cock Fightmug. by katie suxs February 22, 2017
Get the sausage fightmug.