Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.

Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"

by Cerealwithwater February 9, 2019

Harlequin Fetus

DONT SEARCH UP

JUST DONT search "harlequin fetus" up

by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023

Emperor Fetus

A bad animator that post his bad animations on youtube for the sole reason of "yes"

Person: why did emperor fetus upload another animation?
Emperor Fetus: yes

by rtx morshu March 9, 2022

chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable

Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!

by i'm juses November 28, 2018

Sugar fetus

Someone who looks like a fetus living in the closet and try to get a sugar daddy/mommy.

Have you seen her trying to get a sugar daddy online?
She looks like fetus and never come out of her closet
She doesn't look like someone anyway
Some guys will like to feed her like a fetus
She is sugar fetus

by Goodchild July 16, 2016

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016