When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 11, 2014
by Queen RB November 30, 2021
when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.
"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor
Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"
Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"
by Mark Tang June 13, 2008
by Amadeus1982 July 29, 2019
by datboss69 May 20, 2016
To act younger than your age
To be childish
To have the brain of a fetus
To make decisions that a fetus would make
To be childish
To have the brain of a fetus
To make decisions that a fetus would make
That bitch got fetus mentality
by Lil Mouthy May 11, 2020
A fetus eater is one who bullies people younger than themselves. Usually uses age as an upper hand. Some may embrace their role as the fetus eater while others may openly oppose it.
"Look, she's a fetus eater."
"Well, you know what they say, yesterday's loss is today's sauce. I got pizza btw."
"Well, you know what they say, yesterday's loss is today's sauce. I got pizza btw."
by brrbrrbaee April 08, 2021