french whore

What my mom said I smell like today.

Mom: Why do you smell like a french whore?

by stfumat June 30, 2007

french beard

French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin

The guy in french beard used to have a goatie earlier. guess sucks in both..

by gabbar September 5, 2007

French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

French Umbrella

When a man is making love to a French woman, who is particularly hairy. He takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her vagina, then as she is orgasming you open up the umbrella in her vagina, causing incredible pain to the woman. Then, you throw a glass bottle at her, knocking her out.

Last night, she wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a good ol' French Umbrella

by Jimmity Criket January 10, 2012

Emmanuel French

An endangered species of gorilla deriving from the northern regions of the Democratic Republic of Congo. Know to most by It's Latin name (King Kingosis Maximus) there are considered to be calm and well mannered at times but is known to become angry when It’s bananas are stolen. It is estimated that only 5 are left, with 3 living in the Congo and two with currently unkown homes.

You're looking snazzy today! Like Emmanuel French in a rancid way.

by ThaPoacher5441 April 10, 2009

French Goodbye

To leave a party or a large gathering without saying goodbye to anyone.

"If I would have said good night to everyone at the wedding last night it would have taken me 2 hours, so I just did a French Goodbye."

by Mike D. KMFD August 9, 2009

french cannon

A synonym for anal fisting.

She really dug that french cannon.

by etink January 15, 2009