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falcons syndrome

Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.
The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.
by Darksephir November 18, 2019
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Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
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Falcon it

To snatch defeat from certain victory, typically involving a double digit lead late in American Football games.
Boy did you see that football team in Atlanta really falcon it in the Super Bowl! And again vs the Cowboys, and Bears...
by thewazzukid September 28, 2020
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Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.
Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了? Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!
by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018
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Falcon

Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.

Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.

If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.

Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
That Falcon took a dive into the water. I think he mistaked that shark for a fish carcass.
by EsquireUnderARock February 21, 2022
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Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af
Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch
by ToughCookie July 18, 2019
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Falcon

When the ball gets, either kicked, hit, punched, directly into your face. -Jack (Coach)
holy shit! did you just see that nasty falcon Connor just took, that's like his 5th this game.
by WCC 23 September 8, 2023
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