Failure

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.

You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.

by XxHipxX December 9, 2019

failure

you.

1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure

by JOE_DAD December 11, 2019

faisal daaboul

A person who is dumber than a monkey and has the energy of a crocodile that has constipation

Oh that Faisal daaboul has a thicc ass

by Omakkkkkkkkkk October 21, 2019

failure

you

you are a failure!

by idontwanttostudyanymore December 17, 2019

failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.

Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

by Idfwpwfwpidfw March 24, 2020

faissed

Faissed is a mix in of failed and passed, so, it means someone passed and failed at the same time.

Congratulations, you faissed!

by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020

faissed

When someone fails and passes at the same time.

Congratulations, you have faissed.

by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020