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facial waster

A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.
Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.

Yeah. She's such a facial waster.
by _s3v3r July 31, 2021
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Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.
As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
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Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.
Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.
by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012
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Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.
"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"
by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021
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Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual
“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked
by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019
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Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow
“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”
by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017
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