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The Quileute Facial

After ejaculating on a girls face, her hair is smashed all over the ejaculate so as to cause a hairy faced appearance simulating the hairy faced warewolves from the Twilight Saga.
This chick kept telling me she was for "Team Jacob", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Quileute Facial!
by lik-m-aid January 10, 2011
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Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.
Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.
by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010
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Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.
Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.
by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012
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facialy unfortunate

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Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.
me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly
by eater4life April 15, 2016
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facial twins

A scientific term used to describe two or more people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. There are four subgroups of the following word heterofacial, homofacial, bifacial, and opposing facial twin(s).
Homofacial Twin(s): The most often seen of the four, homofacial twins are two same sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.
Heterofacial Twin(s): The second most often of the four, heterofacial twins are two opposite sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.

Bifacial Twin(s): One of the rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two same sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face.
Opposing Facial Twin(s): The rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two opposite sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of people are not related.
They are facial twins.
He is a facial twin.
by definemaster324 November 29, 2016
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Facial

When u explode orgasm all over a girls face
by Jmoney11111 August 13, 2017
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