fechew

Everything or anything that one is indifferent about.

Synonyms: I don't give a F**k

(Tom)" hey Jon want to go to the movies?"
(Jon)" fechew"

by ishouldbedoinghomework March 9, 2009

fecalitoris

Clitoris that is near anus.

If there is clitoris near vagina, so there must another one near anus, it must be named fecalitoris.

by white negroe July 16, 2010

Fecret

When you have to take a clandestine shit.

Man, I was at this chick's house the other day and I totally had to do a Fecret while she was in the shower.

by Peppy Swinton July 23, 2016

ur species feces

When you need to activate your trap card

Me:ur mom gay lol
Victim:no u lol
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victim:oh god no...
Me:ur species feces
World:gets consumed by a black hole

by ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● May 28, 2018

Fecalpheliac

Someone who enjoys playing with the product of the stinky hole. (i.e 2nd exit, poop chute)

"Jane didn't know her brother was a fecal fecalpheliac until she found him in the bathroom painting the walls with a fresh turd"

by Hernando Kinky Underwear Salesman October 24, 2003

Fection

the act of being affected by one's actions. Whether it be of annoyance, irratation, etc. Levels of "fection" are measured in percents 0-100%. Your "fection level" can range due to the amount of "fetction" one is giving you.

(Mike walks by Amanda's computer and rips all of her cords out. She becomes "fected" remembering she forgot to save her project)

Mike: Hey, Amanda how's it goin?
Amanda: F@#^ off mike I have so much fection.
Mike: Whats your level at?
Amanda: About a 89%

by ChadGSon October 19, 2009

feces troll

A famous troll who has been spamming channels on IRC for about 3 years now. Nobody can figure out why he does it - it doesn't annoy anyone, and he almost always gets banned, or sometimes even g-lined, within seconds of joining a channel. His style is simple: he joins a channel, and spouts off all of the synonyms he can think of for "poop." He goes by a variety of nicknames, all of which relate to poop, including excrete, manure, diarrhea, turd, stool_sample, and many more. Not sticking to one particular channel or group of channels, he joins a wide variety of channels - usually by following an op who has banned him from another channel. He has been seen on all of the major networks and has been g-lined from all of them on more than one occasion. He can be mildly amusing at times, so if you need a quick chuckle, keep your eyes open for someone who matches this description!

excrete has joined #linux
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))

by scatological January 11, 2010