toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

Murder Drones envy

A heterosexual ship in the show called Murder Drones between the two characters “Serial Designation N” and “Serial Designation V.” The name of the ship would be eNVy or envy, as in the show you can sense some jealousy from V. It is also called envy because if you say N and V’s name together it sounds like the word envy. Another nickname the fandom have given to this ship is “oilcookie” but is not used as much as the two previous names.

“Oh I just love Murder Drones envy! It’s my favorite ship in the show! Envy for life!

by leafeon.leafy May 25, 2024

Envy

the name of someone who is a hottie hottie and is so sexc and sexc and your wife literally so sexc did I mention their hot???

My name is Envy
Omg u are the sexyist person alive I'm foaming at the mouth

by GirlWithADevice November 21, 2021

crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.

Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Envy

Envy someone who is so fucking jealous of Pqwk him and Kelo dickride each other and bully him

Envy: oi Kelo let’s fucking tell Pqwk to kill his self
Kelo: yeah bro but let me get done fucking my dog first

by Pqwk1 October 21, 2019

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023