Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 24, 2022

Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021

elephant brothers

When 2 uncircumcised guys have sex with a girl at once.

We elephant brothered the shit outta that girl! We are now elephant brothers!

by CharlesMonroe February 21, 2015

elephant in the room

A large two ton grey coloured mammal that has entered into a traditionally human only habitat

Pete did you leave the patio doors open again ?
No why?
Well because there's an elephant in the room again!

by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016

Pink elephant

Something so obvious (like a pink elephant), but nobody says a word- like it doesn't even exist, making the the whole circumstance very akward.

Julia: He brought Angelina to the dinner?
Jennifer: Yes! And it was so akward- everybody knew Angelina was the girl he was seeing before we broke up, but nobody said a word!! She was, without a doubt, the pink elephant of the night!

by Hdsweetpea September 3, 2006

blue elephant

A big fat loser from the San Diego area who likes to behave inappropriately toward women.Also a term to describe a crossdresser who enjoys anal sex.

Man what a blue elephant that Harry is.

by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005