alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Emer

A pretty girl with a great personality. Normally has an awesome Indian boyfriend.

You rarely see Indian kids with girlfriends, but the one I know is going out with an Emer!

by brownie9984 September 1, 2011

elmer

A reference to Kevin Rudd Australian opposition leader and would be prime minister. Comes from Elmer Fudd. KR is also known as KRUDD or Rudd the Dudd

" Elmer does not understand he is controlled by unions"

by Troy Legus November 17, 2007

eimear ryan

in love with oscar leonard. not much else to say

person A: oh my god eimear ryan kissed oscar leonard
person B: not surprised

by greenfrog22113344 March 21, 2022

Eimear

The back of a ballbag

An eimear needs a good shaving once in a while

by unknown676 July 23, 2009

Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push

Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.

by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011