Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble

(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face

by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018

Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018

Easter bunny

An made up bunny who is known for hiding Easter eggs and giving Easter baskets out to children

Oh m g there’s the Easter bunny

by B.123456890😗 May 19, 2018

easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.

If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!

by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018

Easterbrook Discovery School

"Terrible. I go there and people bully me and the teachers don't care. DON'T GO HERE," AlphaBlazerGaming. This school has weird kids and there is always drama and kids screaming at each other. The teachers are good, but the some of the kids here are crazy devils.

(math class)
girl- I got 65 as my answer.
boy- The hell I got 63!
girl- I don't care get a life!
boy- UGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
girl- SCUSE ME!
teacher-...sits there and watches...
Easterbrook Discovery School

by APLHARALBERMINGA December 15, 2018

Easter Worshippers

Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians

In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

by idiotnumber25 April 22, 2019

Easter worshipper

A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.

My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.

by cokeduckles April 22, 2019