The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.

I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.

by The freshness March 3, 2014

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

dumb mole

a type of person who's just a real dickhead

emma: fuck off you fat cunt

bayley: stop being a dumb mole

by thisbitchemptyyeeeeeet June 30, 2017

dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.

"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"

by oTeRymId March 7, 2021

Dumb Cunt

If you get called a Dumb Cunt just go fuck ya self

mate your a fucking dumb cunt

by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

dumb _marina_kinnie

The hot mutual of Thanasimp

“Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”

by Thanasimp May 30, 2021

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011