Cum Dunker

One who Ejaculates in his partners ass,then dunks whatever object he has into the ass ie: a doughnut and procedes to eat such object.

This can be performed with most objects that are chewable
ie: Crayons, Alaskan Pipeline, Bag A Dicks

"Levi is a huge cum Dunker"
"Levi Likes to cum dunk his alaskan pipeline every now and then"

by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006

Black & Decker Blowjob

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

by valere March 13, 2008

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

Dunkerton Iowa

Small farming community located in NE Iowa. The exciting part of the town is Kwik Star. It consists of a community school, and a CO-OP.

Oh hey did you go to "Dunkerton Iowa?"

Yeah, I saw a tractor

Expected

by ekimsiome April 22, 2013

dickering

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.

by jethro20 April 16, 2017

Dickerson Middle School

Hey! We are a great school! We have terrible substitutes and dont let our students use their phone during lunch or FAF. The dress code is to obscure for the girls and the boys just cant wear Tank tops. We also dont let our students make a club or choose what they want to learn. We also dont take kids who need academic help seriously. The teachers also sign everyone's agenda even if their doing nothing. Oh! A kid is choking himself.

Kid: *Choking himself*

Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.

Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.

Girl 1: ugh i hate wearing jeans it's like, almost summer break.

Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.

Meanwhile in another group,

Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th

Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.

by Huge Nerd and Weeb March 9, 2019