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drunk polar

(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.
That girl is a nice girl, but get a few drinks in her she turns into a sloppy drunk polar bitch.
by druuuuunk January 3, 2011
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Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.
John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.
by UNOMav December 4, 2010
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drunk couple

The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"

Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?

Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!

Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)

Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010
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drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing
You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk
by 11snehring September 26, 2010
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Drunk Darts

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES
Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010
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The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010
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deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.
by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010
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