Wistful Drinking

That point along the road to inebriated where you start to think about things that bum you out, people you miss, and how you wish the situation you were drinking in was more enjoyable.

(At the bar)

Jim: Hey Paul, what's wrong with Doug over there? He doesn't look too good.
Paul: Nah, he's fine. He's just "wistful drinking".

by THEGRABEROBBER April 29, 2013

Bridge Drinking

When one consumes a respectable quantity of alcoholic drinks before taking a break of more than 2 hours before starting drinking again, usually resulting in tiredness when trying to get turnt at night.

Around 10pm at night...

"Hey man are you feeling okay?"

"Nah man I'm knackered, I've been bridge drinking all day"

by Ultramotio June 3, 2016

If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 7, 2021

i have a coffee drinking problem

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

by jade go kys September 26, 2021

danking

From the verb to dank
dank: clammy and wet; moist
danking is the act of making something clammy and wet or moist

note: dank is also used as a term for potent, sticky weed as well as a synomym for awesome

Every time I look at him I start danking.

by Qwerty the kbd December 26, 2008

drinking body mass

drinking five cruisers when big and can handle it because of your "body mass"

whoa pamela drank 24 cruisers and still isnt drunk...man she has a good drinking body mass!

by adrianarosecampilihatespamelalynbarbin November 3, 2007