Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

Thrashing the Dolphin

Masturbation.

Man, the other day I had a glorious orgasm after Thrashing the Dolphin for a few minutes

by Cpt Kickass420 December 23, 2011

dolphin hunting

Going to a nightclub with the intent of attracting an extremely good looking lady. (Opposite of whale watching)

Man I can't wait to go dolphin hunting with the boys this Friday!

by Rizzmeister900 February 22, 2023

Dolphin ass

An item or thing that somebody has, that is not desired, so the person in possession hyped it up to be great when it is in fact not.

“Hey Ryan, did you hear James grabbed that new weed pack off his cousin for the low, and he says it’s totally loud?”

“Nah man, I saw it last Friday. James is smoking on that dolphin ass, you know why he got that price? that shits dried out and weak!”

by MAADark August 26, 2021

Dolphin Snouting

The act of eating out a girl with an oversized Clit that resembles a small dick

I was dolphin snouting your mom and had to measure for comparison

by Dbcooper91 January 5, 2022

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

triangular dolphin

The act of seeing someone on tinder by the name Matt and swiping right.

Wow I just saw Matt on tinder, I should definitely Triangular Dolphin him!

by Pompom69 December 11, 2021