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Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.
Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021
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Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.
dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.
by Amy Christ January 13, 2011
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Doctor Who's Shoes

n. The title given to anyone or anything that is cool.
Tayla finished the Impossible Quiz. She is Doctor Who's Shoes.

I reccomend that you try this caramel ice cream. It's Doctor Who's Shoes.
by Full Metal Alastair August 13, 2008
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docklick

once two people have "docked", the act of a third party licking the connection site of the two uncircumcised dicks
Last night, once larry and stan docked, clarence docklicked 'em both really good
by Cupcake Sally October 30, 2011
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Doctor Who

A programme that existed for more than 50 years despite many people only caring about and acknowledging the last 10 years.
Person 1: Let's watch Doctor Who
Person 2: Okay. I love Doctor Who
*Person 1 puts on Genesis of the Daleks*
Person 2: What's going on? Where's Matt Smith? He's cute. Where's the action? This is boring.
by Gavin_Spawn January 7, 2015
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Castle Doctrine

The term "Castle Doctrine" is used when describing law that primarily relates to the use of deadly force in situations of self defence. In simple english, it is the idea that a persons home is their castle and that any unlawfull intrution is considered a threat. The homeowner is then legaly justified in using lethal force against the intruder.

The opposite of Castle Doctrine is "Duty to Retreat" A simple example would be a person walking down a street at night who is confronted by an assailant. Legaly, the victim must try to escape or "retreat" before resorting to lethal force. But if retreat is impossible, then the person is justified in using lethal force.

Castle Doctrine originaly only applied to a persons home. However, in modern times it has been applied in different laws to mean a persons property, not just inside the home. A pesons car is also defined as a part of the home. Thus a carjacking victim is justified in shooting their assailant. Some states apply a persons place of employment to fall under Castle Doctrine.

Castle Doctrine also makes it next to impossible for an assailant (Or their family) to sue their victim after the fact.
The homowner shot and killed the burglar in her house. Her actions where justified under the "Castle Doctrine" law's of that state.
by Benjamin Whetham June 28, 2005
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docucomedy

Like a docudrama, a "docucomedy" is an accurate reenactment of a true-life story. However, for a filmmaker, a "docucomedy" is far more challenging than a docudrama as the comedic moments and funny dialogue peppered throughout "had to have really happened." i.e., They must be real and naturally occurring not fabricated.

Sometimes, the dry, fact-based, narrative of Detective Joe Friday (upon questioning a stoned hippie) in the TV police docudrama, "Dragnet," contained some elements of a "docucomedy."

Nonetheless, a "docucomedy" is not to be confused with the comedic mockumentary genre that includes films such as "Borat," "Spinal Tap" or "Mail Order Wife."
For people who truly believe that their life story is a full-on, human comedy or if they think that last year's vacation in China (looking for their future spouse) was a "non-stop, barrel of laughs," perhaps they should seriously consider making a "docucomedy."
by ZonaCat Hansen December 9, 2008
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