Local Dirt

A term describing grungy persons that have nothing better to do, then loiter for hours a day everyday. ie the mall, a downtown strip, or old parks. Most Local Dirts are pothead wiggers who think they are king shit of the world.

Local Dirt can also be abreviated as L.D.

Bob: "Let's go hang out downtown"
Lisa: "No there is too much Local Dirt there"

Joe: "Did you see that pack of L.D we just passed"

by QuietWanderer September 13, 2008

dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006

dirt

To have sexual relations (generally with someone who your friends would give you shame over)

I was so drunk I dirted the nasty chick near the stage.
She is very ugly... but I'd still dirt her.

by SeeManRun April 9, 2006

Dirt Curtains

Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .

I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains

by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010

dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.

Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.

by toddandjared January 10, 2012

eye dirt

When you make in a shot in basketball while being guarded heavily. Another word for "eye jammie"

"Cuff..... You just got eye dirt"

"Coofff.......You got a lil eye dirt....Where?...RIGHT THEY!"

by kellyeyedirt July 14, 2009

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009