hard delete

When you get hammered to the point of remembering nothing, making a complete fool out of yourself, pissing a lot of people off but refusing to hear the stories when your friends tell you about them. Rather, you'd prefer to hard delete the night act like it never happened.

Friend: Do you remember last night calling your ex and telling him he was the love of your life and you'd never love anyone like him, then using a wedding china to make nachos only to break it and spilling a glass of red wine all over your cashmere sweater.....

You interjecting: I don't need to hear any more. Let's hard delete last night.

by buttercup2060 January 26, 2018

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I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

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fetus deletus

the magic spell harry potter uses when he finds out that his gf is pregant

herminey: Harry! Im pregnant!
harry: FETUS DELETUS

by iWiLlKaShOoTyOu April 17, 2020

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National Delete Streamlined Day

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020

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Dirty Deleeuw

When you’re doing a girl from behind and proceed to spit a puddle onto her back. Once there is a puddle you blow your load into it, tilt her over letting the concoction pour into a glass. Then you take turns sipping it.

Cody! That girl was so kinky she agreed to do a dirty Deleeuw.

by Tsyshhdhdhdfjjfjf October 9, 2021

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