David 

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head

Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher

David by Tootsy November 14, 2019

David 

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.

I spent the night with David!

David by fats so al October 23, 2019

David 

The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.

“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”

David by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019

David 

Someone who looks like a mole-rat

Damn you look like David

David by Thommytanks November 21, 2019

David 

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.

Damn, that David stole my boyfriend

David by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019

David 

Gay.

He looks like a David

David by Penys November 30, 2019

David 

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

David by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020