pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

bussy deprivation crisis

a state where one is extremely deprived of pussy

i’m going through a bussy deprivation crisis!! help

by anonymous January 4, 2022

cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.

“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022

Mood Life Crisis

Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.

Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.

by whackywizard August 6, 2022