crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021
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Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
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eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.
Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."
by McCalzone September 04, 2020
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Crusty hosebag

by Spfld Rat Mark December 15, 2011
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Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
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Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube
Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties
by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021
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