Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016

crow

An acronym that stands for "Current Resident of the Whitehouse", to be used by those people who are not able to make a direct reference to President Trump.

I am not sure what the CROW has in mind, but his recent Muslim ban has caused a huge issue throughout the world.

by Nipple master February 1, 2017

jed crow

oh god
he's so fucking powerful
holy shit
holy shit
so powerful
help
fuck
fuck shit
j-jed
crow...
fuck..

godfather of big lion, jed crow

by sqwacko December 19, 2019

Crowness

When a black person hijacks your car and steals your passport

Police : Hello how can I help you

Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on

by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

Crow

Crow is usually a huge crackhead who is obsessed with the office

Sam: oh, don’t you like crow
Nora: NOOOOO, he’s such a crackhead, I hate him

by Just people January 1, 2020

backwards crow hop

Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina

Man, you ever tried the backwards Crow hop?

by Samantha kink March 31, 2020