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The Crispy Jack 

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.
"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/
The Crispy Jack by Glovehands April 20, 2009

doodoo crispy 

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.
After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.
doodoo crispy by Awsome1 March 3, 2010

fat crispy

Another term for a really enormous joint.
"Dude, we have so much weed!
"What are you waiting for, roll a fat crispy!"
fat crispy by Hikari-san June 15, 2007

Extra Crispy

being really high off some really potent marijuana
dude that weed is awesome i'm extra crispy
Extra Crispy by bigbob420 July 15, 2009

rice crispy square

Rice crispy squares are a very good dessert made out of the cereal rice crispys and marsh mellows
"I love rice crispy squares! It's like there made with rainbows!"
rice crispy square by Trainboy March 2, 2014

captain crispy 

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
captain crispy by Autterbox January 18, 2017