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Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
by eLMacK September 23, 2011
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meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
by aeiou102 October 30, 2022
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The Bemidji Creep

The act of sneaking your car into the far right of a “straight” lane, effectively making a (illegal) right turn lane. Extremely popular in some regions, particularly Bemidji, MN.
“This guy Bemidji Creep (ed) next to me and took off my passenger side mirror”
“The Bemidji creep is so useful…and annoying”

Bemidji Creep: to make an illegal right turn lane by splitting the straight lane
by In the Sun July 25, 2022
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Ass creep

An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.
Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!

Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!
by Honky69 June 17, 2020
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Weak creep

Not a creep that looks like Jason Mamoa. A weak creep is the one that finds you on social media to tell you how beautiful you are. Claims they are not trying to be creepy, they just want you to know how you made their day with your beauty.

This person may have been called a tell Troll by some, but Trolls are something we want in our back yard, they can be cute.
Another weak creep found me on FB today. Apparently I brought the sun into their life today.
by Laughing Giraffe November 18, 2021
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Boost Creeps

Whenever the boost (psi) of a turbocharger or supercharger exceeds what the car has been set to.
"Dude, my car has boost Creeps right now, it spiked to 15psi and I have it set to 7."
by Gapplebees June 13, 2023
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creep crawler

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.
Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.
by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007
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