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crackhead

It's what basic white girls are called on their birthdays. No, she's not a crackhead. It's literally just Sarah.

Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
OMG happy birthday to the biggest crackhead i know!!! I love you Sarah!
by teachhertime October 14, 2020
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Crackhead Squared

An individual that is a crackhead and hangs out with other crackheads to do crackheaded activities.
Roman is really a crackhead squared. He is a crackhead and hangs out with fellow crackheads.
by Someone intelligent November 26, 2017
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Crackhead

Man have you ever seen that crackhead?
Oh you mean Marcus the one that talks to his dog and walls?

Ya that crack head
by Crackheadddddd September 22, 2019
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Crackhead

omfg look at dat crackhead. he rlly think he all that lmfao.
by hoeahhbitch November 26, 2018
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crackhead material

christian strachian

also a minecraft god
by user262705 September 9, 2019
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US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009
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Crackhead

(Verb) using your cut up micro usb cable when your battery isn’t working
Person 1: hey man, my batt isn’t working

Person 2: it’s alright we’ll crackhead it
by Ella Kezys December 22, 2022
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