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Country Hot

A person who appears to be hot by comparison to other people within a country town; generally full of bogans. Somebody who if found around a city area would not be so appealing, but desired in their hometown due to the lack of attractive country people.
"He's hot, but you know.. he's country hot"
by asherleaa April 7, 2008
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country blumkin

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse
my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.
by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008
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Country Science

long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son

man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011
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Green Country

Northeastern Oklahoma; also commonly referred to as "the 918."
"Where the hell is Green Country?"
"Oklahoma, you idiot."
by She Is Just a Glitch February 7, 2009
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no country

followed by someone, usually an entertainer, who is old/irrelevant/whatever

derived from the movie No Country for Old Men
No Country for LL Cool J, No Country for Dick Cheney, etc, etc.

also, I didn't write the definition for cocknoose on this site. No country for that kid b
by jdamaral September 3, 2010
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Country Boy

Guys who drive pick up trucks and tractors, listen to country music, speak with a sexy southern accent (and/or aren't afraid to say y'all) and marry their high school sweethearts.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.

They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
Brandy: I'm sick of assholes, I want a Man. Someone who will treat me right. Someone who isn't afraid to roll around in the mud and get dirty ;) Someone who believes in God and would love me unconditionally.

Bailey: You need a country boy.
by brannonsgirl March 4, 2011
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country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008
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