mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME March 06, 2018

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023

Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".

My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.

by January 23, 2021

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 06, 2009

godzilla cough

to cough very loud

1: *cough* *cough* ... *COUGH* *COUGH*
2: dat godzilla cough, rip

by zererutaru May 31, 2017

gobble cough

When you shove your dick so far into a girls mouth it makes her cough.

I got head off that girl last night, I shoved my dick in so far it made her gobble cough.

by PotatoSnakes June 27, 2014