kurt cobain

Overrated musician who was married to that weirdo bitch Courtney Love.

If you were married to Courtney Love, you commit suicide too.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

Skidmark Cobra

A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

by He-is-man December 17, 2008

Kurt Cobain

the most coolest guy in the world/my hero. the man who introduce rock and roll to the ninties the one and only who will be remembered for ever as kurt cobain

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

carbage

A car that is garbage.

That ford is carbage.

by Will December 4, 2004

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain, (born Febuary 20th, 1967) was the lead singer and guitarist for the popular grundge band Nirvana, married to musician Courtney Love. He died in April of 1994, supposedly of a gunshot to the head. There are some others that say he had overdosed much more than the lethal amount on heroin, and there was no way he could of shot himself; Courtney did. Now, I don't believe any of this really. There isn't really evidence Courtney killed him, but it is rather suspicious, seeing as how his death was very suspicious and Courtney's crazy.

The only person that will ever know the truth is Kurt Cobain himself, and Courtney.

Chick: Hey, I got this cool Nirvana shirt.
Dude: Awesome. Kurt Cobain was a legend.

by theguitarist April 13, 2008

The Kurt Cobain

it's the opposite to the rusty trambone. the rusty trambone is where a girl licks a guys ass while jerking him off thus making the actions of a trambone. the kurt cobain is where u lick a girls asshole and finger her as if your shooting yourself in the head. you get bonus points if the girl is on her rag. my cousin matt g. created the kurt cobain...but i james R was the first to do it and yes i got the bonus points!

i was with a girl last and i used the kurt cobain on her!

by james rowls, matt goves May 9, 2008

COBRA Clutch

The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."

Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.

by Serpentor November 24, 2007