Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010

back door commando

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.

Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!

by Alex August 9, 2003

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

Cobra_Commander

A fat fuck from Cleveland.

Cobra_Commander is a fucking douchebag.

by Alex April 19, 2004

master and commander

To cut someone off mid sentence when they're more knowledgeable or superior in rank.

A "You turn left at the traffic lights then..
B "No you turn right at traffic lights"
A "did you just master and commander me?"
B "well you are from around here, so i suppose so"

by Haylon June 11, 2006

dick commando

One who commands the dick.

Mike: Your such a dick commando.
Todd: Fuck you.

by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

cumm commander

one who is in charge of his own load

That guy Demoya is a real cumm commander.

by riddler057 January 7, 2009