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Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.
by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023
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Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.
Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
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Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).
I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.
by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025
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Wendy’s Coma

The act taking a longer nap that you were supposed to after eating a really good burger from Wendy’s.
Hey, you’ve been in your room for a while. Is everything okay?

Yeah, man. I just woke up from the most invigorating Wendy’s Coma. You should try it sometime!
by LZGray April 27, 2024
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Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart
Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
by jeepy24 May 11, 2024
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