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blue collar butt

A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.
After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.
by et55 November 4, 2025
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Blue Collar Kiss

When you bow into someone’s mouth while kissing them.
“I tried to kiss this guy yesterday and he kept blue collar kissing me”
by SeptemberHans December 6, 2025
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Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.
by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025
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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.
The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.
"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"
by Rakeboi May 1, 2024
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Grey Collar

People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.
Guy 1: I got an uncle that’s been a nurse so long he’s considered grey collar.

Guy 2: Gotta admire his dedication!
by redbirds003 May 7, 2024
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