penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

Cocktail Party

Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.

Either way, you are going home alone that night.

Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.

Friend 2: And?

Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.

by The Loser April 2, 2012

beijing cocktail

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping

Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping

by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006

Pussy Juice Cocktail

When a girl pisses in a man/womans ass then sucks it out.

My g/f was thirsty and had to pee, so she gave me a pussy juice cocktail and solved both problems at once.

by Ant Laws November 18, 2006

shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

cocktail

verb:
The act of anal intercourse.

I'm going out tonight, gonna get me some cocktail!

by Chris Kirk July 25, 2008

cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)

That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009