Clown Effect

When you and a good number of your comrades, preferably more than the number of car seats, pile into a car of any size to deliver street justice. When you approach the unsuspecting individual everyone files out of the car similar to the clowns exiting the tiny cars at the circus. You then proceed to deliver a beat down to the poor sap.

Man, that guy is such a douche I can't wait to Clown Effect him.

by Wimab July 12, 2012

clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being

My manager Eric is such a clown pirate

by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017

clown powder

Part of Jack Blacks comprehensive vocabulary

Talking about Tenacious D:

"We needed that ingredient, the comedy... the.. the clown powder"

by Tenacious McGee January 2, 2018

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020

Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.

Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)

by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003

Sex Clown

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.

Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.

by riomx September 9, 2006