A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.
by Rojia Banaei February 22, 2009
Get the Jello Clownmug. When you and a good number of your comrades, preferably more than the number of car seats, pile into a car of any size to deliver street justice. When you approach the unsuspecting individual everyone files out of the car similar to the clowns exiting the tiny cars at the circus. You then proceed to deliver a beat down to the poor sap.
by Wimab July 12, 2012
Get the Clown Effectmug. Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson
by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020
Get the Clown Turkersonmug. The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014
Get the clown magnetmug. Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)
by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003
Get the Clown Shoemug. The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 9, 2006
Get the Sex Clownmug. A term primarily used online in "4chan", "Politigram" and "Reddit" to express dismay or grimace at an "Ironic", silly, or depressingly stupid event.
Often used when referring to out of touch Liberalism or Consumerism in modern western society as well as other settings.
Often used when referring to out of touch Liberalism or Consumerism in modern western society as well as other settings.
1: The US is in a period of heightened tension with the police and Biden just chose a cop as his VP
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: People are literally starving in the 3rd world and being used for slavery, and there are people on YT making money from "mukbang" and crushing IPhones
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: The Military is allowing autistic LGBTQ+ people into the Special Forces now, so our war criminals will be more diverse
2: Clownworld pal
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: People are literally starving in the 3rd world and being used for slavery, and there are people on YT making money from "mukbang" and crushing IPhones
2: Man, fucking clown world
1: The Military is allowing autistic LGBTQ+ people into the Special Forces now, so our war criminals will be more diverse
2: Clownworld pal
by Beegs42 September 27, 2020
Get the Clown Worldmug.