Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.

"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"

by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015

Net and chilly

The way animal jam writes Netflix and chill.

Net and chilly is gonna make every other person run in fear.

by Brandon Urie December 8, 2016

strongest chilli in the world pikkie hayes

pikkie hayes is the strongest chille in the world.
he is stronger than maskorro-skorro

that chilli is hot like hayes
damn hot chilli man strongest chilli in the world pikkie hayes

by YoungPCH January 23, 2019

chilli queen

Female Chilli eating champion who lives in Sydney Australia. Current record holder for eating 21 of the world's hottest chillies (Carolina Reaper)

The chilli Queen has done it again with another chilli eating record

by Chilli queen December 20, 2016

Chilly

A Faggot on Toon Dicord who had to Google his own name for a meme.

Chilly is a cuck who loke to be analy raped my older men.

by Saintouse May 11, 2020

Chilly Boner

A non sexual boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."

by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016

the chilli wilcox

when you are in sexual relations with a girl as you are about to ejaculate poor chilli all over the woman's breasts.

jesse dude me and my girlfriend were arguing last night and then me and her had makeup sex then i performed the chilli wilcox on her.

by jesse bahena and sal sanchez June 22, 2011