Louisiana Spicy Chili

a sex act so depraved and vile, you would only see it on urban dictionary
for couples looking to enhance their sex life because normal sex just doesnt do it anymore
when one partner lays down with her ass/ vagina spread open, and the other partner takes an uncapped water bottle filled with chili and jams it up her orifice, then he squeezes out the substance inside of her. then they have sex using that orifice and then the guy cums inside and they change positions to where that the woman's ass/ vagina is on the guys mouth, and then the women presses out the vile substance into the man's mouth, and then they french kiss until its all gone.

i was hungry and wondering where the all the chili was, but then i soon discovered my roomate was doing the Louisiana Spicy Chili with his girlfriend. i almost puked out of my ass because it was so nasty.

by o.z. tha o.g. September 18, 2010

texas chili pepper

Smearing hot sauce all over your penis and fucking the girl up the ass

I think its the hottest thing in the world when i give a texas chili pepper, it really burns my dick

by tall heater January 20, 2009

Chili Scat Cat

After eating a big bowl of spicy chili, one shats in a female's vagina. This leaves her with a burning pleasant sensation.

Jess: Tom pulled a chili scat cat last night.
Kelly: OMFG. . .lucky!
Jess: I know right.

by slutswanted August 29, 2016

mexican chili bowl

When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.

He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.

by blake killian July 8, 2011

dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.

Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!

by MITB September 29, 2006

Kevin's Famous Chili

"The secret is to undercook the onions"

"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili".

by cairoan May 6, 2020

empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.

Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.

by SR&AB October 1, 2010