champagne shandy

When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)

Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...

by Dave Lee Travis April 25, 2008

Nag Champa

Also known as a smelly hippie

Check out that Nag Champa on the street corner.

That Nag Champa has to use the side door.

by Munz May 1, 2004

chapalappeg

To have ones nipples sucked.

Josh caughgt his Mum being chapalappegged!

by Sam Wood May 17, 2006

Isle of Wight Champagne

Cider on the Island is commonly referred to as 'I.O.W Champagne' by under-aged drinkers.

Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!

by Miguelmod November 20, 2006

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

champaign

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1%. Often done by drinking with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and in the absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

"Obama was busy champaigning Tuesday afternoon with his Wall Street donors."

by Placemat33 October 11, 2011

champagne supernova

when you shoot the cork out of a champagne bottle and spray it everywhere

That was a sweet champagne supernova last night

by crogster2005 July 26, 2006