The state of waking up slow and hazy after smoking large amounts of pot the night before. Similar to a hang over, but much less painful because pot is not a poison, unlike alcohol. Another example of the sheer stupidity of prohibition.
Dude came over last night with some awesome brownies. We also just had to try my brand new double chamber bong while playing Guitar Hero. Don't make me do any math today, I got a huge cabbage head.
by spazzmonk February 9, 2009
Get the Cabbage headmug. by answersinc. October 15, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.
by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012
Get the muff cabbagemug. The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.
Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.
Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.
Cure: unknown
Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.
Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.
Cure: unknown
by Vagius October 17, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.
John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."
by philamb February 29, 2012
Get the cabbage patchmug. Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.
by Quents! March 7, 2010
Get the Cabbage Patch.mug. Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.
by Mrs. Crabtree October 18, 2010
Get the muff cabbagemug.