The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009

doodoo crispy

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.

After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.

by Awsome1 March 3, 2010

fat crispy

Another term for a really enormous joint.

"Dude, we have so much weed!
"What are you waiting for, roll a fat crispy!"

by Hikari-san June 15, 2007

Extra Crispy

being really high off some really potent marijuana

dude that weed is awesome i'm extra crispy

by bigbob420 July 15, 2009

rice crispy square

Rice crispy squares are a very good dessert made out of the cereal rice crispys and marsh mellows

"I love rice crispy squares! It's like there made with rainbows!"

by Trainboy March 2, 2014

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

Grilled or Crispy

Adjective. 1. To exhibit total and complete control over an otherwise insurmountable predicament. 2. To express defiance over a superior or opposing faction.

1. Example: Don't worry bout it, it's all good, it's grilled or crispy.

2.Example: Why you be all up on mah face, it's grilled or crispy!

by Kisha Williams September 18, 2007